Incorporation sounds better and better.
I can vote forever.
I won't die.
I can give as much money as I want to buy politicians.
I can hide my money in really cute places-and I know a surprising number of those places.
I can get tax breaks such as-" asset impairment" and "good will write offs."
Golly good molly.
My assets are so impaired that I expect I'll get back payment from the gov't. ...years and years of my taxes returned. I even have pictures to prove my asset impairment, pictures issued by the gov't itself!
Good will write offs are a breeze. I've been giving stuff away for ages, stuff that's not even used! Why I give original jewelry away all the time. Of course sometimes I have to sneak it into others purses', but hey, they carry it off.
Of course big incorporations get asset impairment to the tune of serious money-millions or billions.
I think it works like this. "Big Mines Inc." has a mine blow up. More than thirty people die. and all the tunnels they dug fall in. People are not as asset, but the hunk of earth mixed with materiel and unmixed with tunnels and equipment is a damaged asset. Thus "Big Mines Inc." have suffered "asset impairment" and don't have to pay taxes on this part of their operation.
Directly following is another "asset impairment." Lawyers.
Lawyers for the families of the miners gather like vultures to sue the big mine. It happens that "Big Mines" neglected to follow excessive federal regulation. They didn't pump air down the mine, they insisted that miners work naked, they forgot that the gas was flammable and dropped a lit cylinder of dynamite down the hole to see what would happen....
"Big Mines Inc." then has to hire a fleet of expensive lawyers to defend against nuisance law suits brought by the bereaved families...and rarely the federal government which, depending on the party in power, may have noticed violations of excessive federal regulations.
All the money they spend defending themselves is anther asset impairment, so that money isn't taxed.
"Good will write offs" comprise the money "Big Mines Inc." spends on a media campaign to alert the world to their good intentions. They run these ads for as long as it takes for the attention to die down and to get themselves bought out by another corporation call "Minerals Gigantica Inc."
Works for them. Why not for me?
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