In an effort to interact with the greater world of finance, I have decided to create a money maker.
I have three dogs. One is a black and white mutt, one is a brown mutt and one is a pure bred Great Dane.
In some world and some future they may produce pups.
I've decided to bundle these future puppies and offer shares in them for sale. I have it on the best authority that the market is running from futures in Greek farthingales. They will be ripe for a less public gamble.
I also have some good friends in various agencies who value such offerings.
I'm offering a billion shares at 60 cents per each.
I will encourage my buddies to sell these futures, and not incidentally offer them a cut of the profit.
The minute the shares are gobbled up by the major banks of the world...the too big to fail ones, the shares will be revalued by said agency (s) say S&P, LIBOR, Moody's, Fitch, Fetch and Sit and Lay Down.
When the shares reach 75 cents per share, as they surely will give the weakness of the Spanish pickle and the softness in Italian moral philosophers, I will sell.
Even after I have donated to my agency friends I will be a billionaire.
I will be a "job creator."
I will be called upon to joke with members of Congress.
I will be important.
The dogs are all fixed.
I wish to thank, not pay, Dr. Ed Yokley for his assistance. He went to Sloan Business School and never forgot it.
The Road to Zimbabwe - memories of travel & romamce by John & Nancy Blignaut
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I can relate.
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